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Jannock's IWF Song

There's three holes in my gangplank
dear Brian, dear Brian
Three holes in my gangplank
dear Brian, three holes

I'm drilling them dear Graham
dear Graham, dear Graham
I'm drilling them dear Graham
dear Graham, drilling them

But why are you drilling them
dear Brian, dear Brian
But why are you drilling them
dear Brian, why drill?

I was told to dear Graham
dear Graham, dear Graham
I was told to dear Graham
dear Graham, told to!

And who was it told you?
dear Brian, dear Brian
And who was it told you?
Told you to drill them

It was Andrew dear Graham
dear Graham, dear Graham
It was Andrew dear Graham
the deputy Mayor!

But it's my little gangplank
dear Brian, dear Brian
But it's my little gangplank
Dear Brian, my plank

Mayoral orders dear Graham
dear Graham, dear Graham
Mayoral orders dear Graham
Have to be obeyed!

I think it's now safer
dear Brian, dear Brian
I think it's now safer
Dear Brian, safer

Why is that dear Graham
dear Graham, dear Graham
Why is that dear Graham
Dear Graham, why's that?

There's three holes in my gangplank
dear Brian, dear Brian
Three holes in my gangplank
for pegging it down


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